"Every child is an artist. The problem is how
to remain an artist once we grow up." - Pablo Picasso
You've been brain-washed. (I'm sure this isn't really news to you.)
Kids are born artists. Think about it. They dance around jumping and singing silly songs; they color on the walls - all while not worrying about how weird they look doing some strange things.
This is no big surprise, really. Yes, you were born an artist!
And you still are. ...Somewhere down in that deep, dark, cold hard shell of yours. Hey, it's okay. Don't worry; we're here for you.